Hit Songs of the 1970s and '80s If the South Had Won the Civil War
Ivory and Ivory
You Really Want to Hurt Me
The Devil Went Up to New Hampshire
We Started the Fire
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Activities That Might Prove More Practical Than Cleaning My Gas Mask Once a
Month as the Army Suggests
Welding additional armor plating to the underside of my Humvee
Registering to absentee vote in the event that my tour gets extended
Writing my increasingly distraught mother a letter